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meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

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A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

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ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

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free-together:

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wAt

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zazzle-poetry:

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buy here

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STFU, Conservatives: Mississippi could soon jail women for stillbirths, miscarriages

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May 23, 2013

On March 14, 2009, 31 weeks into her pregnancy, Nina Buckhalter gave birth to a stillborn baby girl. She named the child Hayley Jade. Two months later, a grand jury in Lamar County, Mississippi, indicted Buckhalter for…

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{Baked} Cinnamon Sugar Banana Lumpia

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Remember when I posted that pizookie earlier in the week and then I posted those whole-wheat crusted chicken tenders to balance everything out? Well, it’s back to a dessert dish. And you’ll probably hate me for posting this but I just had to share it with you.

Behold the banana lumpia, a traditional Filipino snack, which involves a fried banana.

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    • #cinnamon
    • #chocolate
    • #caramel
    • #lumpia
    • #food
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  • 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  • 2.When did your last hug take place?
  • 3.Are you a jealous person?
  • 4.Are you tired right now?
  • 5.Do you chew on your straws?
  • 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
  • 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
  • 8.Do you cry easily?
  • 9.What should you be doing right now?
  • 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
  • 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
  • 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
  • 13.Do you believe in love?
  • 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
  • 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
  • 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
  • 17.Will you get married?
  • 18.When was the last time you smiled?
  • 19.Does anyone like you?
  • 20.Do you secretly like someone?
  • 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
  • 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
  • 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
  • 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
  • 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
  • 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
  • 28.Are you a forgiving person?
  • 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
  • 30.Do you fall for people easily?
  • 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
  • 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
  • 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
  • 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
  • 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
  • 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
  • 37.Can you live a day without TV?
  • 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
  • 39.Three names you go by..
  • 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
  • 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
  • 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
  • 43.What’s your current problem?
  • 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
  • 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
  • 46.How many kids do you want to have?
  • 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

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richwhitelesbian:

if its for nerds i dont like it. i only like cool things because im a cool guy

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humansofnewyork:

“I wonder why bad things happen to me. Probably because I’m a bad person.”
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“I wonder why bad things happen to me. Probably because I’m a bad person.”

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leonmcgann:

its weird how google became a synonym for search

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sanjayandcraig:

You may not realize it, but those are ALL THE SAME SNAKE…
Get to know Craig and his BFF in the premiere of Sanjay & Craig Saturday morning at 10:30am/9:30c only on Nick!
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sanjayandcraig:

You may not realize it, but those are ALL THE SAME SNAKE…

Get to know Craig and his BFF in the premiere of Sanjay & Craig Saturday morning at 10:30am/9:30c only on Nick!

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andrewhussiesbosom:

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WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

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